Not with sugar and spice, but with money.
60 funny text messages to make a girl laugh and smile
Just let me have this. Answer both questions simultaneously. Longer than I'd care to admit.
I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen. That's why I'm here with these 18 texts that you can copy and paste. How's your WFH going?
You could always send her a reminder text that'll have her LOL-ing as well. You've swapped your freakum' dress for flannel PJs and suave pickup lines for funny texts to send your crush from six feet away, of course. Be honest.
#1: create inside jokes
But you can get to know them on a one-on-one level. I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor. There's no time like a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit. How many Dolly Parton candles are too many?
Does "tuna" suffice? The Summer Day? My main feed is your vision board.
17 funny texts to send your best friend right now that'll make her whole day
What's that old saying? Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK. The blue highlights were xend choice. Also, I like that you're my BFF a waffle lot. How much do you think he talks about 'Infinite Jest'?
Burning a Hot Pocket is easier than it sounds. The morning grind.
Of course, you might remember an inside joke or something you saw at brunch on Sunday that made you both laugh until you cried. Care to help me explain?
Send these flirty text messages to a girl and check the reaction!
Sure, you can't invite your crush to texfs party or out with your friends. If that text just so happens to be something super funny from my best friend that makes me laugh, even better.
Sorry for the sext. Honestly, I don't want to know the truth.
Funny love messages
And while you can never sene wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance. I needed you to be in this moment with me.
Buying bean sprouts and a single Lara bar. OK, where to begin?
I am look for a anal woman
Asking for a friend. I miss her.
Or waffles, friends, work. Chopping this dried fruit is the closest I've been to a date in months.
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More like The Summer Text. The shoes make the 'fit. Remember places?